Well, I never! Interstate 68, exit 23, West Virginia. A BP gas station with a Go-Mart attached. A Hygeia condom machine. I entered the bathroom to do God's business and, my dear, was I in for a rude awakening! Apparently Ace had been there before me, and had left me a message, and what a message it was! My indignancy knew no bounds, peeved as I was at his insouciance. But, hey, that's Ace, he just doesn't give a fuck.
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Not only do these condoms glow in the dark, they do so "literally." Whether you're actually fucking a book, or just reading a book by the light of your penis, you can't beat Hygeia for prevention of disease and pregnancy. At least not in West Virginia.
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